Thursday, September 11, 2008

Today in News

Kanye West keeps his pimp hand strong...against the Paparazzi. Kanye should know better than mess with those poor, defenseless, innocent journalists!


Bowie's releasing a new compilation of his previous work that "never tires him". The song 'Some Are' is an outtake from Bowie and Brian Eno's 1977 masterpiece, Low. Here's hoping for some new material in the next decade.

Track Listing:
01 Life on Mars?
02 Sweet Thing/Candidate/Sweet Thing
03 The Bewlay Brothers
04 Lady Grinning Soul
05 Win
06 Some Are
07 Teenage Wildlife
08 Repetition
09 Fantastic Voyage
10 Loving the Alien
11 Time Will Crawl (MM remix)
12 Hang on to Yourself [live]



Those of us in Houston are effed in the A this Friday, according to the Chronicle, because a big ass hurricane is on its way. It's unlikely for Hurricane Ike to grow into a Cat. 4, but its current status as a Cat. 3 could still mean bad things for all.

To the rejoice of conspiracy theorists and schizophrenics nationwide, A new poll suggests that the rest of the world doesn't believe our government when we say Al Queda was responcible for 9/11. "46 percent of those surveyed said al Qaeda was responsible, 15 percent said the U.S. government, 7 percent said Israel and 7 percent said some other perpetrator. One in four people said they did not know who was behind the attacks." The rest of the world also wants Barack Obama elected as President. Presidential candidate Obama lies in the 7 percent who said some other perpetrator, which is PC code for "Sarah Palin and her five demon babies."

And finally, in lighter news, Lindsay Lohan is making a new movie.

Is it wrong that she still looks like a super fox fake pregnant?

The trailer!

1 comment:

Claudia said...

"you're the world's dumbest secretary!"

i love PARNELL